Okay Bill Gates, you think this is funny?

[John Siblings]

Bill Gates and the CIA have been trolling me for a long time. First, they messed up my internet at nighttime to make it really slow. Then, they started sending hummingbird drones to my house to destroy wooden beams; I would see videos about hummingbirds in my Youtube feed; they were just rubbing it in. Now, they are messing up my packages, shipping them to random places. This is not going to go well with God. Bill Gates is going down; God will strike them with a JDAM GPS-Guided Munition.

[MCCSoft]

That's just scratching the surface.