goth girls

[John Siblings]

Mr. Cromwell, I sent you some emails, but you haven't responded, so I assume you just haven't checked your email yet, so I will ask you here.

I apologize for my crude language, but I think some things are better said bluntly rather than discreetly. I would like to acquire a big-booty goth girl. How many one go about finding this type of lady?

[mwtichen]

Obviously, I'm not Cromwell. Goth tends to be a phase that young adults grow through. Also, if you're watching the YouTube shorts of busty goth girls voraciously seeking out the timid man, realize that it's not real. Goths do exist, but they're not promiscuous and most don't have augmented breasts.

[justcruising]

yeah most goth girls I've seen don't have a big booty. The ones I've seen are typically pretty thin actually. Also no offense John, but I don't think Cromwell would be the right person to ask that question too lmao. I very much doubt he would even approve of a goth girl, let alone encourage a guy to get one although he does sometimes surprise me given how he also roasts people I would naturally think he's in favor of...so you just never know!

[John Siblings]

Well I would love a skinny goth girl too, I just said "big-booty" because I usually hear them being described in that way. Yes, I can see that Mr. Cromwell may not approve of them since they are sort of alternative, and Mr. Cromwell is very traditional, but I think that goth girls in some ways are traditional because they are very feminine.

[justcruising]

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